Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Guns Cause Brain Damage

If you are a an SJW journalist.

They are pushing unusually hard in the wake of the Florida High School.  While we have gotten used to their rote gun control reactions in the wake of mass shootings, (indeed they seem to have developed an actual playbook), the media is reaching propangantastic heights they usually don't try to achieve.

First, the are reporting outright lies as facts this time.  I know what a lot of you thinking but no, they really don't lie all the time.  Usually it's a lot of half lies that they push with a lot of careful wording, so they can claim, I never said that (precisely).   Not so this time.  

I admit to some embarrassment that I actually believed them, (and with some tired dread and resignation) when they reported with perfect conviction that the shooter was part of a White nationalist militia because they declared it openly and with perfect sincerity. Despite the fact that I know those guys basically break down into two groups; fat Solider of Fortune subscribers who would never trust a guy under 40 and Nazi types who would never accept a guy who spells his name Nikolas Cruz.  It astonishes me that I got taken in like that.

They also reported that the NRA funded a grant that trained Cruz.  I had assumed that he attended some NRA approved private course of instruction. No, it turns out that the NRA funds an air-rifle competition for the Junior ROTC that Cruz was once a member of.

There has also been a lot stuff like CBS's '5 things that are more complicated than buying a gun in Florida.'  It's

And then they lie about most of them.

In Florida, it's easy to purchase any type of gun. According to the National Rifle Association's Institute for Legislative Action, no license is required to purchase and own a shotgun, a rifle or a handgun. The state does not require owners to register firearms. If you're 18 or older, you can buy as many guns as you want at one time in Florida, according to the NRA.

To get an AR-15, gun store owner Moto Adika told CBS News correspondent Adriana Diaz: "If you are a law-abiding citizen, then we can sell you that gun. The whole process can take no more than 15 minutes."

For a lot of gun purchases in Florida, it's an over-the-counter process with few barriers, which contrasts sharply with some other basics, which are increasingly regulated.

Uh-huh, and who wants to guess what got left out?  That it's only that easy if you have a CCW? Good, for you.  You already know what they are lying about. The five things selected are so stupid, I am really struggling here to make fun of them. The ennui is overpowering.

1. Sudafed.

Which is what you need to cook Meth unless you are Walter White.  So yeah, you have to flash a drivers license.

2. Fertilzer

Yeah, yeah Timothy McVeigh.  So now you have to flash a drivers licence.

3. Anti diarrhea

That one was new to me. Apparently you can get high off the stuff.  Again driver's licence.

4.  Marriage licences

Avoid getting one.

5.  Medical Marijuana 

Which is illegal under federal law but screw it.  But the whining there is that you have to get a prescription from a shifty doctor.

Bottom line, none of those things are as tough as getting a CCW.  The entire story is cooked up, fabricated bullshit.

The gun control lobby is clearly better organized this time around, Nanny Bloomberg's Everrytown is finally getting it's hooks in.  The scripted responses are better organized as well. Sobbing teens with well rehearsed speechs CNN is so brain damaged by Donald Trump that it isn't even pretending to be a real news organization anymore, it is openly acting as a SJW propaganda organ.

But why are they acting excited this time.  Simple, they think there are now cracks in the Rightwing armor.

Here is one such crack.

If all the sudden you couldn't buy an AR-15, what would you lose? Would you feel your second amendment rights would be eroded? These are the things that have to be looked at and action has to happen.

If I was unfortunate enough to livc in Ohio the action I would be taking would be to launch a recall against a Cuckservative governor who was elected under the hilariously bogus assumption that he had something to do with the Right wing.  John Kaisch is an embarrassment.  A Cuck who looks like a cuck and would eat a mile of shit for a positive sound bite on CNN.   Although in truth it would be pointless.  Kaisch is out of a job at the end of the year, due to term limits.

The Cuckservatives have decided that they are now liberated from having to project the mirage of actually caring about gun rights.  For the likes of Cuck-Kaisch and the queen of the Cucks herself Bill Krystal this is a golden opportunity to separate themselves from the People of Walmart.

After all there is no one more free than someone who has nothing to lose.  And the pro-guncontrol cucks have absolutely nothing to lose... Because nobody will ever vote for them again and I think they now know it.

After all Cuckservatives are huge on Principled Defeat, the only difference is that now instead of losing to Democrats all the time they are losing to us. 

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Cataline Does Not Recommend: Britannia

Ghost of Iselene: The dead are singing your name, sister! This night, the dead are singing your name!

Screaming Chick in the Picture: What is my name, sister? What is my name?

Cataline (screaming at his TV): It's Boudicca! We all know it's fucking Boudicca!

Lady Cataline: Dear. Please?

My disrecommendation is with some reservations but not many.

First the background.  Prior to first contact, the Romans viewed the isle of Albion as something close to Atlantis.  A near mythical place on the edge of the unknown world.  A secret land of mystery and magic whom some argued didn't even exist.

Gaius Julius Caesar's expedition was for it's day comparable to Neil Armstrong's.  That is really the only reason he did it.  Yes, he did know by the time he had been in Gaul for a few years that Britannia was not only real but a valuable source of tin.  However, the motivation for the expedition was political.  He wanted to one up, his son in law Pompey who had extensively traveled the lands of mysterious east when he was younger.

The first expedition to Albion in 54 BC did nothing but establish a beachhead (probably in Kent).  In 55 BC Caesar managed to install a client king Mandubracius (or whatever his real name was because it wasn't that.)  Then forced the submission of that king's rival tribe.  Mandubracius, promised tribute and since a thorough pacification would take years and his entire army, Caesar called it good and left, as he definitely had bigger fish to fry.

When the Roman Civil Wars* started up Mandubracius correctly assessed the Roman strategic situation and stopped paying in any serious way.

There was more money for the Romans to be had in customs and duties than would be raised by direct taxation due to the expense of a permanent military occupation.   So Rome let it slide... Kind of.

You see, the proper conquest of Britannia was kind of an itch the early Caesars couldn't quite scratch .

Once the Civil Wars were over, Augustus planned three major expeditions to force subjugation but there was always a good reason to call it off.  Usually trouble on the Rhine.

While Tiberius couldn't be bothered because he was too old by the time be became emperor, his successor Caligula planned a huge invasion.  Facilities were built up, seven legions were assembled and then once he had them at the shore line of Proto-France he had the entire army collect seashells as tribute from Neptune.**

There is little doubt that the army was disaffected by the time  Little Boot's Uncle Claudius seized power.

Claudius appears to have been respected within Rome prior to his becoming emperor.  When his house burned down during the reign of his uncle Tiberius, it was nearly rebuilt at public expense.  When Caligula became emperor there appears to have been no serious objection to Claudius' elevation to Consul despite the fact that he had never held any other office on the cursus honorum.

However, Claudius was now the supreme leader of a nation that prized military virtue above all else and his resume a complete zero on that score.  He needed a win and he needed it fast.  So when the decedents of his grandcestor's erstwhile British allies showed up in Rome begging for help he didn't think twice.

The conquest of Britannia was on.  Although it says something of Claudius' strategic situation that he could only afford to shake loose four legions when his nephew had managed nearly twice that just a few years before. 

Aulus Plautius was given command of the expedition.  He established a beachhead moved in land and after the major operations were done, he called for Claudius to come and take command personally, for only Caesar could lead what was at that point a clean up operation.  Claudius showed up, took credit for the win, then got to hold a Triumph.

And Britannia was established as a Roman province pretty much until the legionnaires on Hadrian's Wall discovered that the empire had collapsed behind them. "And the last Centurion laid down his shield in the heather and took a barbarian bride."

That is the historical background and it was a complete waste of your time to read about it because the people who wrote this series chucked the history books out the window.

There is actually a lot that I liked about this show but there is definitely more that I disliked.

We will start with the worst indictment I can think of; fans of Marion Zimmer Bradley's Mists of Avalon will love it.  That nearly says it all but I'll say a little more

This series is light on Roman history and heavy on Celtic mumbo jumbo.  Although I will grant they played fair.  They didn't seem to make up too much stuff.  A lot it is accurate to known records and archaeological digs.  They did their research...on the Celtic stuff.

Despite my Bradley comment, the show is a lot lighter on sex and gore than Game of Thrones.  However that is clearly the audience this show wants a part of.

Britannia is a nine episode series that was co-produced by Amazon and Sky.  The nine episode part maybe the one it's bigger problems.  This shows most glaring weaknesses appear to be the result of it having run out money.  I will elaborate.   There is a prophecy that is central to the show...that they forgot to mention until the end of episode six of a nine episode run. Not a lot of build up for what should have been something that was getting hyped over the course of the whole series.   There are a lot of plot holes like this.  Princess Kerra of the Canti was married to the prince of the Regni to seal the peace between their tribes but she castrated him on their wedding night.  They never got around to saying why she did that and since we are supposed to like Kerra a better motivation than, 'I sort of felt like it,' should have been provided.  There were lots of plot points that were only half set up and the thing is these writers are actually pretty good, they wouldn't have made mistakes like that.

Almost no money was spent on the music and what little there is, is just awful.  The opening credits are a chore to get through because you have to listen to Donovan's stoner anthem; Hurdy Gurdy Man while watching a sixties kaleidoscope of scenes from the show.  There is no Skip button to mash and I never wanted one more.

Like I said, this show clearly ran out of money but that isn't it's biggest problem.

Anyway, the premise.

There are four distinct factions in this series.  The Romans have invaded under Aulus Plautius and I don't know why they even bothered to use the name.  None of the known British participants in that invasion are present.  No Togodumnus, no  Caratacus and no Cunobeline.  Instead we have Queen Madam Hooch (Harry Potter reference) of the Regni and King Palpatine of the Canti and boy do they hate the unholy fuckity, fucking fuck out of each other.  I mean this is some serious Celtic type hate.  It was actually pretty compelling.  And sitting on the sidelines are the stoned out their minds (very historically accurate), all powerful Druids.

The Druids are actually magical in this iteration but their magic doesn't alter reality.  Extreme hypnosis is sort of their deal and they can talk to both the dead and the gods and that is portrayed as being a real thing. They can track, the untrackable, make people not see you if they are looking at you and make them think you are somebody else entirely.  I liked this.  It doesn't make magic a deus ex machina plot shredder.  The rule of thumb seems to be, you can always claim it was all in that person's mind.  And the Druids make better use of their magic than the Jedi ever did with the Force.

The leader of the Druids is Veren, the Second Man.  Supposedly the Second Man ever.  He's alleged to be the oldest man in the world and he claims to have spoken with Julius Caesar. Mackenzie Crook puts his comedy past behind him in his portrayal of this anti-Merlin.  It's an excellent performance, he comes across as a vulturine husk of a man.  One that you cannot use to your own purposes without great peril.

The major subplot is the trials of Cait.




During a womanhood ritual, she becomes one of the Betwixt.  She is formally stripped of her girlhood name and has not yet received her woman's name.  During this period a girl is forbidden to speak.  Cait's (her dead-name, I suppose) sister Iselene tricks her into talking to her during this time.  Later during her womanhood ceremony (which doesn't actually look like made up bullshit, they seem to have again done their research here) the Romans attack.  Her mother and sister are killed, while father is taken prisoner.  Since the ceremony isn't complete, Cait is left without a name (which will be Boudicca, I don't know why they are even pretending) and feeling horrendously guilt ridden because she spoke when she was a Betwixt.  She feels that she brought down destruction on her family by breaking this taboo.

She meets up with an Outcast Druid named Divis who does nothing to convince her otherwise.  In fact he also blames her for the Roman Invasion.  Interplay between the two is sharp, the dialog is tight, humorous and well structured.

In fact all of the dialog in this series meets this description. The dialog is all superbly written and kept me watching.  Even after I became convinced I should quit.

The Good.  The acting and the dialog.  These are all well seasoned professionals and they brought the goods.  The writers built a reasonably smooth plot structure (albeit with major holes see the above) that integrated the Celt mumbo jumbo into the plot.  When King Palpatine has to be sacrificed it actually does work within the established framework.

Also, I loved King Palpatine.  Ian McDermott can still bring the goods.  That guy just loves being evil.  So does Queen Madam Hooch.  They are such great enemies I was really sorry when King Palpatine was sacrificed.

Aulus Plautius was an interesting construct as the brutal but intellectual Roman killing machine.  Although (for reasons that I am willing to bet were once again due to budget cuts,) the show completely fails to mention WHY he let himself become possessed by the Celt Arch-Devil Lochaa.

The Silly. Black Romans and Pixie Ninjas.  Ninety pound Celtic women can beat the shit out of 250 pound heavily armored, combat hardened Roman Legionnaires.  Did you know that?  Of course you did.  We are now building our national defense policy around this fantasy.

If Black Romans are a surprise then you haven't been paying attention.  As I said they chucked the history books on this one.  However, I will grudgingly grant that there was one point in the show where I almost forgave it.  When the Druids had captured the Black Roman Antonius and Veren was perched like a carrion eater on his chest and looking at his eyeballs with a little too much interest. Veren said, "you were praying to Mars when we found you but you have a secret protector don't you? One that you aren't supposed to pray to anymore.  What is his name?" 

Antonius, "Bomaza."

"You will now pray to Bomaza to forsake your soul."

I admit it.  It kind of worked for me.

The Bad. The failed plot lines.  This thing was tacked together out of tatters due to a slashed budget and it shows just about everywhere.  There are scenes in the opening credits that weren't used in the show for crying out loud.

But the big fail is Nihilism.  Nihilism is the beating heart of this series.  Ultimately, that is the reason I am giving it a thumbs down.

I suspect if you looked through the lists of who commits suicide, and who performs self-destructive behaviors as a slow substitute for suicide, such as drug abuse, divorce, and indulgence in sexual deviancy, and compared it to the list of married couples with children who regularly contribute to charity, you will find the Christians living much more meaningful lives and toying with self destruction far less.

“However, the meaning that most people can get without faith in the eternal is thin gruel as compared to what they can get with it. ”

Thin gruel indeed, and it will not nourish.

Without God, you either end up as a Stoic, a man who is bitter but does his duty without complaint, or as a Hedonist, a man who seeks every fewer false pleasures with ever more fervor and ever less reward. At the end of either the Stoic road or the Hedonist treadmill is the same void, which can be filled only with wrath or sorrow. Read Homer. Read the writings of the Buddhists. Pagans are a grim people. They talk about resignation, renunciation, loss, sorrow, defeat, and the futility of pride. Atheists have not even the comforts of paganism.

“It is clear to me in these and many other examples that modern man with weak faith lacks greatly in drive, courage, ambition and much else.”


I think the case cannot be made that an atheism logically implies nihilism, but I do think it is easy to make the case that atheism is gray and damp and sad compared to the bright scarlet and dazzling white of the martyrs and saints, the gleaming gold of halos and crowns, the savor of the bread, the heady scent of wine, the flowers in a bridal bouquet, the laughter of the feast and lamentations of the fasts, the clatter of prayer beads in the solemn stillness, the peal of the bells in the steeple. Even their crusades are bland and inquisitions are dull compared to ours.

John C. Wright

Britannia has a lot of pluses but the Nihilism is the deal breaker for me.  Ultimately I kept hoping this show would be better than it ever really could be.

*First between Caesar and Pompey.  Then Caesar and Pompey's faction.  Then Octavion and Marc Antony.

** That bit isn't well documented, so grain of salt there guys.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Why I Don't Trust Rupert Murdoch

Never assume a foreign conservative really gets us.

Admittedly a big part of this is the very New York Liberal Murdoch Brothers making their influence felt now that Dad is old enough to be trying on coffins for a good fit.  Not that the weak sons were in any disagreement with the strong father here.  Rupert Murdoch has always been pro-gun control and pro-confiscation.  He helped push it through in his native Australia.

I was trying to avoid talking about the shooting in Florida but the media is pushing extra hard in the not at all vein hopes of rolling over enough Cucks and Squishes to ram rod something through.

Interestingly there seems to be a new wrinkle I haven't really seen before.  Scripted sound bites.   I can't prove it all, but a lot of these heart strings clips have the kind of stilted dialog of something that sounds rehearsed. 

I honestly don't think CNN set them up...directly.  What I strongly suspect happened is individuals with contacts in gun control groups were contacted and provided with "appropriate remarks."  Then these groups got in touch with their contacts with newsies and said, "we have somebody you should listen to.."  Which the newsies then did without asking a lot of awkward questions.

Getting back to my earlier point.  Twenty years ago, before the internet became accessible to stupid people. Rupert Murdoch  was needed to give us any kind of a voice at all.   

But make no mistake, he was never the Irreplaceable Man.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Why I Love The Orville


Bad, Bad Idea

On the face of it this is positive but...

A House bill heard in committee last week to standardize gun safety education in Kansas schools would draw in large part from a program organized by the National Rifle Association.

The measure, HB 2460, would base firearm education programs in elementary and middle schools on the NRA’s Eddie Eagle Gunsafe initiative. The sponsor of the legislation, state Rep. John Whitmer, R-Wichita, says the NRA’s program, which teaches kids who encounter a firearm not to touch it, leave the area and tell an adult, sends a good message.

“It’s a great program, out Eddie Eagle bill,” said Whitmer shortly after the proposal’s first hearing in the Committee on Federal and State Affairs.

Once you make "gun safety" the part of a required curriculum, you almost immediately lose control of that curriculum.

Teachers are mostly left wing.  I know what I speak of here believe me.  Sure Eddie Eagle and his "Stop. Don't touch" will be part of the program but I guarantee you, it's going to be expanded to "Stop.  Don't touch...Ever!"